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Some of the jokes i actually got from my friends, especially guan yuan, that funny guy of mine.
Read through it, perhaps it may lighten up your day a little. Is laughter the best medicine of all? Simply, the answer is yes & no! Actually, it depends on the guy who is laughing... he may laugh for the whole day and still no cure of his sickness... Stupid isn't

Here are some jokes which are rather corny.

1) Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil: "The moon.
Teacher: "Why?
Pupil: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

2) Waiter: "Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: "What other colors do you have?"

3) Patient: "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
Doctor: "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case treated. The others all died".

4) Doctor: " Congratulation. The operation that we did is a success."
Family member:" Really is 100% successful?"
Doctor: " Yes, but i have to tell you this, the patient is dead."

5) Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?
One Student: "Because George still had the axe in is hand."

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Mr. Chee Wai kit
Simply call me David,
Even closer to me,
call me Chris.
On 22nd July that very day,
I stepped on earth for the first time.
The young age of 15,
a typical student,
Harry Potter fanatic,
Dota expert,
Most probably,
Zeus of my surperb choice
Pianolistic Guy,
One litre of tears,
Final fantasy series,
Prelude, ballet, tango,
sometimes jazz.
Badminton Crazylis.
My secret Concotion.
Three drops of love.
Five spinkles of friendship.
A smear of intelligence.
An even blend of them,
Will be my Dream